A Contest! A Caption!

While we organize, unpack and sort through things following our Christmas travel, I thought I would do something we haven't done before: a contest. See, we have this picture:

and it really needs a good caption

So, write in your best caption for this picture and we will send the brain behind the winning caption a bar of our soap.

No children were harmed or traumatized by the taking of this picture; their participation was purely voluntary.